Cuaderno de supervivencia para enamorarse en el insti

By Pequeño Novato.

Querido diario: ¡Me gusta, me chifla, me vuelve loco…!

– ¡Calla, bocazas! ¡Que no me gusta nadie! ¡Además, esto no es un diario, es un cuaderno de supervivencia para los aventureros que heroicamente viven entre adolescentes!

¡Lo que Tú digas, Fran de la Jungla, pero estás coladito por Candela!

– ¿Pero quieres dejarme en paz? ¿No ves que millones de personas van a estar como locas por embadurnarse con mi sabia sabiduría?

¿Sabia sabiduría? Muy sabia y mucho sabia, querrás decir…

-¡Qué cansino! ¡Bueno, va, te presentaré! Este es mi amigo Andrés, un viciado a la PSP, que tiene el récord de partes de aula, es más, ha llenado más hojas que páginas del Quijote y lleva cinco euros cada día para llenarse los bolsillos con chicles.

Creo que te estás confundiendo de persona… “Andrés es un apuesto y valiente chico con un precioso flequillo que enamora hasta a las farolas y que tiene tantos sobres que los va repartiendo…”

Pero a lo que vamos, el niño pequeño inocente y sin bigotillo que entró al insti en septiembre, ya tiene espinillas, se ha dejado dos veces el bigote y está loco por pillar cacho con esa chica.

-Bueno, la chica es guapa…

¡Miss Getafe!

-Y yo… estoy un poco solo…

Lo estás, lo estás.

-Todos tienen novia…

Hasta los profes se echan novia: la de lengua, con el de mate, el de inglés, con la de francés (a los dos les gustan los idiomas… ¡je, je, je…!)

-Y cuando la veo…

Suficiente, lo que tienes que hacer es mandarle un privado por whatsapp, o un direct en insta, y si la cosa va bien, le mandas una foto por snapchat y quedáis por skype.

-Yo había pensado mejor en darle un poema… ¿Qué te parece?

Sí, luego montas a caballo y le das un romántico paseo por el recreo, yo llamo a los violinistas… ¿estamos tontos? ¿Qué pregunta es esa?

-Es que yo soy mucho de preguntas, ya sabes. De todas formas, tengo que hacer algo… Cantarle una canción de Bustamante, invitarla a un regaliz o contarle un chiste… ¡Pero, sea lo que sea, conseguiré entrar en su corazón y plantar la bandera de la felicidad!

¡No te lo crees ni Tú!

-¡Calla, idiota, que había hecho un final para fliparlo!

42 thoughts on “Cuaderno de supervivencia para enamorarse en el insti

  1. Pequeño Novato i think you must said her (QUIERES SALIR CON MIGO) or the thing that the friend of pequeño novato says,or to send a photo of you that you looks very good,or one day in the playground stat to talk with her and you must prounce on she and you give it a kiss ,and i think you´re going to be boy friends.

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  2. I think that if you really love her you have to write a poem , in this poem have to figure how much you love her. Because the other option for me is really rude.
    And if she feels the same sensation and she indicates , both of you are falling in love.
    And finally you can invite her to go out.
    Jorge GP

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  3. Dear pequeño novato:
    I think you should try to send messages on What’sApp or meet her on skype. It’s what you want and if you aren’t good at writting poems, you’ll be at a embarrassment situation, so…

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  4. i thing that is better to say Candela a poem because it is the typical form to say that you LOVE him and is more romantic because say in insta or whatssap it is awful . BY LUCIA CANO 1ºB

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  5. Well pequeño novato…, your problem is very difficult to solve, loving a girl of your same class was always in this beautiful school a reason for people laughing at you and screaming “Uiui k roneillos”. As for me I would not use Instagram or WhatsApp to talk with her, I would make a poem asking her if she want to go out with you for an ice cream at Alcampo. Don’t listen your friends if they say that you need to show her your muscles, just make her laugh. That’s all Pequeño Novato, Good luck and don’t forget to shave your mustache for your date. -Yeva Khripa 1BachB

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  6. Soy Nacho. Pequeño Novato, yo creo que sería preferible la opción del poema ya que es mas romántico pero, eso si, no hay que tener vergüenza al darle el poema porque si no pensara que ere tonto. Saludos

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  7. first write a poem and fall in love and when you start talking to the social networks and when the pot you have on you roll with it

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  8. What I would do is speak it to me and I speak a little it and if we have many things in common and were invited to what you want and what surga emerged .

    by: JAVIER RUIZ.

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  9. I would know better she would then talk to a social network and then remain at that site to know better than I knew =).

    by: Julia Fernandez.

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  10. Hello pequeño novato:
    In my opinion , the best choice is to do a poem because is more romantic and personal. If you send messages on whatsapp or photos in snapchat you won´t get anything. Girls don´t like annoying people who is always send messages or photos or things like that. But the best way to win her is to talk with her and be funny .
    Good luck
    Laura Delgado

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  11. I think that you choose the option of instagram, wattsap etc. Because for this reds you can talk with her and see if she is receptive and un personas you talk better because you had had the first contact.

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  12. Hi, “Pequeño Novato”
    I think that as the valentines day is near, you can gift a pink and also write a poem makes by you in a sheet in the form of heart.
    By other hand, If you choose the option of your friend, please you don´t writte a message longer or small, you should write normal message like said one teacher of this high school “with 15 commas, 10 full stops…” jajajaja
    By Víctor Ibáñez

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  13. in my opinion the boy should send a direc in insta and speak with her in the playtime but also It would have to be a little romantic and send to Candela love notes.

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  14. Dear Pequeño Novato:
    In my opinion you may gift a poem to Candela because is much better to do something with your hands and having the courage to look her and express your feelings but…as well as you I am a boy and Im very shy talking about love so I finally agree with Andrés, is not the best choise but is also okay and easier……girls are a great headache until you find the one you really love.;)

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  15. I think that he could be like Andrés , so be a “malote”. Now the girls usually love the bad boy like Andrés. By: Alejandra.
    Ja

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  16. Pequño Novato I think you have her in watssap (quieres salir con migo ) ,or send a photo of you that you looks like very nice or in the playground you prounce she and you give she a kiss.😝😉

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  17. You sould tell Candela what you feel when she is whith you face to face. Love is beautiful, you dont have to be worry about what other people thing abaut it. Good luck!! 🙂

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  18. Hey Pequeño Novato! Well, of course you can do whatever you want but, in my opinion, you should try to write something special in a letter and send her! Girls aren´t used to that kind of things, she doesn´t think she will recive a letter, and likely she recives loads of message all days! And a poem is a very romantic form to get in love with the person that you love!! Hope you like my comment. Sergio Domínguez.

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  19. In my opinion I think that the best option is the one of speaking by whatsapp without hovering because the alternative of the poem is something older and I think the girl wouldn´t like it and you couldn´t as much as you like and whenever you wish as whatsapp or another social network.

    Ainhoa Díaz

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  20. In my opinion, if you want win her over, you will have to do a romantic demonstration. You will have to show your sweet and emotional side. For example talk about your “fabulous” family, or cutie puppies, etc. But, if you want to be more classical, talk with her about classical music and learn a romantic song. Don´t forget the roses! So, in conclusion, I think that the best you can do: you have to change and be more romantic for your future girlfriend.

    Laura Rubio de Francisco

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  21. In my opinion this boy have to send a whatsapp, a direct, snap.. Because it’s more modern than send a letter to the girl who he likes.
    But if he send a letter to the girle is more romantic than send a whatsapp.

    Helena Arauz B1ºA

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  22. If I want to hook up with a girl, I prefer to do in Whatsapp because it´s easier than poems: you can have a conversation inmediatly and anywhere. You can talk whatever you want but in poems you have to wait for days until you have an answer. On instagram you can see pictures of her too, see her friends and with who she likes to be, And in skype you can know her tastes and know how she talkes before meet with her. Hugo Duro

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  23. I think it would be a great idea to write her a poem. He could perfectly and easily write it about the things he likes of her, the way he looks whenever he does something, how pretty she is, talking about her beautiful eyes, her angelic voice and a sin´s smile she wears every single day he sees her. He just gotta tell her each thing makes him fall in love with her…
    That’s right, she will love it… At least… Let’s hope so…

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  24. Hi, Pequeño Novato:
    I want to say you that “fall in love” is not a problem. That is the main point. You can do many things, but if you want to meet her you can try to be polite and nice when you are talking with her. Don’t be nervious!
    GOOD LUCK LITTLE FRIEND!

    Xcaret Quiroz

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  25. I think is better a message tan a poem, because a messages is more modern than a poem and because the poems are from the middle age. But if you want to look for romantic, the poem is the best.i advise you the message to not look bad.

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  26. Victor Villaseñor
    First I would send a wasap to stay with her. Be after
    I would ask out and say that it is very pretty. would send a letter telling him how much I love him.

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  27. Hello I recommend you to write a poem because it is more direct and certainly falls in love with you, but tell your friend that the instead of giving it your in person. Well do what you want but you do not send a message because that’s very easy to say everything. I hope your good luck and conquer. Goodbye friend, I tell you that if that pretty girl

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  28. I think that you have to ask the girl if she likes you in this way: would you like my girlfriend? by whatsapp as your friend Andres says because I think that she will value more if you ask her with a poem but it´s very old and you are going to look ridiculous

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  29. I would choose writing her on WhatsApp, because nowdays poetry could be a reason of laughs and jokes, so try the first way I said. Also, for some reason, teens prefer this things instead of talking face to face, maybe due to they are scared of what other people could think.

    -Javier Castro Sánchez

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  30. Hi!!
    I think you should write a funny and romantic poem to Candela laughs so she thinks you are a funny boy and she wants to meet you.

    Alba (1ºB)

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  31. you give her a postcrad, where you write your feeling for her. if she love you, she will say “yes”. But she doesn’t love you, you will have to try again, until she says yes.

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